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With my upcomming wedding there are a number of things to get done, there have been some changes, we are no longer planning on having the wedding in Fargo. So save money the wedding will be in Cooperstown and the reception in Finley. Hopefully this way I can spend more on the honeymoon. Church - St. George So as some of you may have heard I have recently become engaged. I am to be married on May 7th 2011 and I have decided that with this big change there are going to be a number of other changes in my life. My first goal is to lose 100lbs by my wedding day. I started this mission yesterday by exercising and changing my diet. I weighed in at 338 lbs, which is the heaviest I have ever been. I hope to hit 240 by my wedding. Another goal is to completely quit smoking. I've tried the gum and the patches, I'm thinking about trying either chantix or the electronic cigs, either way it's something I need to get over. I've been able to quit for a day or two at a time but I still can't kick it completely. I've also decided that I'm going to try and devote an hour to myself a day in order to work on projects. Which my boss has just told me should not be taken at work. So I gotta go. Wish me luck, Prophet
Since I feel my ToDo List on CS has helped me stay focused I'm creating a second ToDo list of personal things I want to accomplish after I'm done with college. Move In Stories Computer Builds
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Setting: High School Gymnasium, a number of chairs are set around in a circle all facing each other with different people sitting in them. In the corner is a fold out lunch table with coffee and cookies. A man in the circle stands up. "Hello, my name is Prophet and I am a Facebook addict." Yes, yes Facebook the Ultimate time sink, beware the applets, quizes and sexual predetors. When I updated my IM status to "All my friends need facebook, ALL OF THEM!" Slaughter asked me, "What's in it for me?" I told him an easy way to connect to others send status updates and I can advertise SlaughterStock on there. Then I told him I really only wanted people to join so I had more friends on MafiaWars and I told him, don't do it, it sucks up all your time and it's very addicting. Well, it didn't work, Slaughter still joined facebook, which I think is spectacular, but at this time I will give some of the things I have found that help me not be a facebook junkie. 1. Don't play all the games, I'm a fan of Mafia Wars and Street Racing, I play some of the others once in awhile, but I don't really care about them. 2. Restrain yourself to visiting facebook only twice a day. Do not get facebook moble or else it's with you all the time. 3. Create a To Do List, mine helps me stay focused on what I need to finish before school is over. 4. Finally, if you need to find a support group, it's called Internet Addiction and there are places to get help. BTW here's my test site for GooseRiverBank P. S. Slaughter, be happy I haven't introduced you to Fantastic Contraption So here is a quick rundown of what I need to do before the semester is over. This is more of a reminder page that I can look at to keep myself motivated and working forward. Most by April 29th or May 15th. 100% Complete Professional Developement Psych History Of Music Global Issues LMCW Capstone This hasn't really been updated in awhile Job Hunt 116/116 I kinda had a slap in the face today, my grandmother is in the hospital with internal bleeding, she seems stable but I'm not sure how things will turn out. I'm heading out that way tomorrow. I've been really stressing out, falling behind in homework, barely making any hours at my actual job, having to take time off to finish my homework. Teachers threatening my graduation. I really have to bust my ass this weekend to get everything done and I know I won't really get far because of everything else that's going on. Plus stressing out about the coming baby, do we have everything we need, what else do we have to get. Stressing about job hunting, finding a good job after college and not getting fired from the one I'm working now. This is really just an update, my head is too much in a tizzy and I needed to vent to keep calm and in control. This really was a great time to quit smoking. P.S. On the positive, over the last couple of days I've seen alot of eagles, yesterday on my way to class I saw 2 bald eagles and 2 golden eagles sitting in a field. It was beautiful, I wish I had camera. Yeah this winter has been pretty crazy so far. I'm getting spring fever and spring is never showing up. I haven't been to school in three weeks, first week was blizzard, second week was spring break, third week was blizzard, tomarrow, another blizzard? More blizzards than DQ. Atleast my trip to Lakeville was nice, though I didn't get the job, but that's okay, not really a place I wanted to go anyways. I just sent my resume to the Bismarck IT Department, I'm keeping my fingers crossed for that one. I'd love to be in Bismarck again then Slaughter and I could actually work together on some things and he could hopefully catch me up on what he's been doing. School is over in a little over a month and I don't know if I'm gonna have everything completed, I'll probably skip about a week of work, my boss may hate me for it, but if I get a new job what do I care about my current one. School is more important anyways. Wow, and when I'm done with all of this and actually have a 9 to 5 job, I don't know what I'm going to do with all my spare time. Well no time to think of that now, I have a test to study for, that I'm praying I actually get to take. It's been postponed for over a week already now. Oh, and I smoked half a cig today, it was nasty and made me sick, which is good, I think I can make this quitting finally stick. ()__)_______)~~ Bleh! Prophet Current revamp and look of Goose river at this point
First of all this is just a bit of a test of the new blog system. Not so pretty but nicelly functional, I'll have to play around with it when I have time. So here is what is on my plate. Currently I have 6 classes to finish up in order to graduate. First is Lit in a multicultural world - a study of ancient liturature that requires one essay a week, plus at the end of the semester we will be required to read a book from another culture and write a 3 page essay about that culture. 2nd is Music in a multi cult world - this is a study of the history and evolution of music, styles, sounds and instrument with a chapter test every week and requires a 10 page research paper due at the end of the term 3rd is my Capstone assignment where I am working my own version of a project manager in Microsoft SQL and ASP.Net that will be due at the end of the term. 4th is Professional Developement - this is learning to reseach and find job openings, work on interviewing skills and resumes. This class has a lot of self reflection and is honestly one of the most difficult classes I've ever had. 5th is intro to Psych a gen ed class with simple note taking and tests, not too bad. Finally I have my Global issues in a Multi Cult world, which I am doing completely online, and have been putting off for the last 2 weeks because my other classes were so demanding. Along with that I am still working on the next stage of GooseRiverBank.com as well as researching for internships for this summer and planning for the baby. With barely enough time to eat and sleep this semester is going to fly by. Hopefully afterwards I will be able to calm down and really put some effort into CrazedSanity and BuzzKill, until then I hope Slaughter can hold down the fort. And I'm off to class. Currently I am redesigning the webside for www.gooseriverbank.com here is the first installment, they loved it. Colorscheme will change and some javascript will be added for menu's and such, but this is the primary design.
Slaughter recently mentioned an online version of DND which I've been researching and developing for some time now. (He always thinks he's so alone) Anyways, I won't start full developement until probably may or june, but the plans as of now are too run it completely in the browser using Flash and Java. That's all for now. Prophet So after seeing Slaughter's post about "G-speak" I did some research. First watch the video. Then understand that the gloves simply have reflectors on them that are read by infrared light sensors in the ceiling. Sorry slaughter but the keyboard will need a much closer sensor and probably a reflector on the top of each fingertip, or you could glam up and paint your fingernails silver. Next watch this Johnny Lee video. And see the awesome things you can do yourself with IR lights and sensors. You know a small projector, IR light, IR sensor and glam fingernail polish. A virtual keyboard might not be that difficult. Oo. I have to research! P.S. Monority Report at home? Watch this another Johnny Lee video.
UPDATE: Ftrg got me again - except this is with "lazers" Slaughter, "Don't give up on me!"
NOTE: This was posted by Slaughter on Prophet's behalf via Blogger.com (Sorry, prophet, but I wanted to respond.)
What The Fuck? Ambition . . . This Shit Just Pisses Me Off!
Why doesn't it pay to work hard anymore? Seriously it doesn't seem to matter if you give it your all or just try to slack through it. Damned if you do, Damned if you don't, everyday I'm treated like a fuck-up. Ambition doesn't really piss me off, it really only gets stronger the more other shit pisses me off. Things seem to be going pretty well for me lately, my grades are good in class, I just became the manager of my shift at my current place of employment and my bills are slowly diminishing. But, my boss has become an ass, I think he lost his stick, and in order to take my promotion I had to drop two of my college classes which are going to make me go to college for at least one more semester . . . and that Pisses Me Off! So I've just become more ambitious. Reading Slaughters post about Goliath got me thinking . . . I need to start working on some of my goals. Slaughter and I need to start working on more of our goals and I need to become more active with CS and Buzzkill and I need to stay motivated. Goliath must go ONLINE! Okay I'm a little crazy right now. Anyways to start my list of goals two servers are going to be built, my new home/webserver and Goliath. I think this can be reached by November at least my home server will be. With that SharDak and Digital Impacts will begin development as well as my personal Database and Chat project at this time labeled BuzzTalk. I'll probably post a list of my Buzzkill/CS goals here later, unless Slaughter gets me set up with the projects site so I can just list that information there instead. We'll see what happens. Guess what? I'm not so pissed off anymore.
Blogs! What The Fuck is with blogs?! Okay, this is a feelings rant, not something I just thought would be funny, I'm really pissed off at this one. I hate fuckers who feel sorry for themselves and want your pitty.
"I need to get my feelings out." "I want people to know these secrets that I keep, If I just put them in a blog and they get read, then I'm not really telling." Fuck you and your feelings. Does anybody really care? Does anybody need too? What I'm saying now is just a load of crap anyways. It's just an opinion, I don't fucking care if you read this. Opinions are overrated. I think I'm getting bored of my conscience. It's not that it's not there, I just feel ... it's overrated. You're not my friend. I don't keep friends ... I'm starting to lose faith in the word ... people are tools. Oh sorry, you were insulted by that? Fuckhead. Quit whining dumbass, stiffen up and get a real job. Try hating for a living now that's quality work. It's not hard to hate but it's easier being indifferent, now shut the fuck up! It's not that I can't tell the difference between right and wrong, it's just that I don't care. Should I? These values and ethics are formed by society not me. What you see as taboo I may see as the product of enlightenment. Freedom absolute freedom. Your conscience is just a prison for you urges and darker desires. Humanity doesn't count for shit. So whine some more in your blog about your pathetic little lives. You're shit, I'm shit, it's all shit. Go home, seclude yourself from society by sitting at your computer and contemplate how pathetic your life is. Have you thought about it good and hard? Good, now write in your blog about it, cuz we both know you're not going to do anything else to try and make it better and you are way too chicken shit to come over here and borrow my shotgun. It's loaded and you are welcome to it, just don't make a mess with your brain matter... Oh wait! That's right... you're not comming are you. Well then I'm off, I don't feel like wasting my time with fucking blogs anymore anyways. I think I'll go and live my life. Your Shit just pisses me off!!! P.S. Don't fucking comment on this, your opinion is shit to me and I doubt I'm going to check to see what you've written anyways.
What the fuck!? Coffee?
Okay I like coffee as well as the next guy, but what the hell is up with the cappuccino, lattes, fucking double grande mochaccinos. Frothy milk, chocolate, or whipped cream? Each of these are made from esspresso withb such ingredients added as those previously mentioned. Why, esspresso is supposed to be drank in a shot, like tequila it's supposed to have kick. Then there are seperate flavored coffee's, ameretto roast, creamy hazelnut, almond cream, caramel, macadamia nut, chocolate swirl, cinnanut cream, french roast, french vanilla, irish cream, peppermint frost, raspberry and cream, pecan, swiss mocha and vanilla nut to name a few. What happened to coffee flavored coffee? Coffee it was made black it was brewed black, drink it fucking black. The strong black Columbian coffee picked by Juan Valdez in the cocain fields of South America. Of course lets not forget the creamers. I can accept the occasional cream and sugar. Cream keeps your coffee hot, and sometimes you just need a taste of something sweet, but don't add the billion different creamer flavors. If you're gonna add anything to your coffee besides cream and sugar, make it an Irish Coffee and I don't mean add Irish Cream, I mean add Irish fucking Wiskey. God this shit just pisses me off!
Consipracy theory. Get this, processor chips no larger than 17 nanometers in lenght and 12 nanometers deep have been produced.
http://www.extremetech.com/article2/0,3973,647672,00.asp http://archives.cnn.com/2002/TECH/biztech/10/25/ibm.nanotechnology.reut/index.html Also there exists modems that run through the powerlines of your house. Now figure this, attatch this processor chip to a circut in your computer, television, or stereo. It can start to transfer information on what you watch, what you listen to or what you do on your PC the moment you plug it in. Tell me Big Brother isn't watching you. Now it has also been discovered that information can be transmitted at the speed of light, called quantum encryption. Virtually unhackable. http://fibers.org/articles/news/6/8/1/1 http://www.photek.com/systems/IPD_System.htm This transfers information with a quantum key that if simply slowed down and not connected by the recieving end at the exact time it should be there, it is detected automatically that the information had been tampered with. Quantum transfers have already been tested on bank transfers in Australia. So Slaughter and myself where discussing this and I had researched information on water molecule memory, and found that water molecules attatch to each other symetrically (like a snowflake) but the water can repeat the form depending on the environment. Doing this Slaughter and I came up with a story based on the stealing of Quantum encrypted information by passing it through a single water molecule. Of course this was just fantasy. The key word being was. http://www.physorg.com/news65794532.html http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/05/10/ferroelectric_storage/ It is not true that this could intercept Quantum encryption, but it is true that information may now be allowed to be stored in water based memory. Up to around 12 Terabytes, that's equal to 12,000 Gigabytes. Most of us have somewhere between 80 and 250 Gigabytes in our computers alone. Imagine the possibilities. How far could we really go?
What the fuck, why do people leave half empty pop cans in the door of the fridge. The ones that spill all over the place when you close the door. A pop can is designed to drink right away, that's why you can't close it again. They even developed the wide mouth spout for the simple reason of now you can drink it faster. If you want to save your fucking pop for later, buy it in a bottle. Besides by the time you get back to it, it's going to have an aluminium taste and have lost all of it's carbonation. At least most beer drinkers know what I'm talking about, if you are at a party and you put a beer can down half empty, by the time you pick it up again you've either got a glob of chew spit or a cigarette but inside. So if you're going to open a pop can, fucking finish it because "This Shit Just Pisses Me Off!"
Okay, first here is a little quiz the answers will be posted down below, you only need to do this if you want to, your answers are yours and your's alone unless you choose to share them.
Alright there are five things you need to do, the water is running and you need to turn it off, the baby is crying and you need to go pick it up, someone is knocking at the door and you need to let them in, the phone is ringing and you need to answer it, and you need to get the laundry off the line as it has started to rain. In what order do you do these five things? You need no extra information just make a decision and stick with it. So after recent events in my life over this last winter and spring I have decided that I am trying to live my life too fast. I originally moved here to Finley to catch up on some debts I had accumulated over the time I was living in Fargo and had knocked them down to about $3,000. I even bought my mother a $1,300 computer for christmas, since at that time I could afford it. This was great at the end of the summer I was going to move in with some friends give myself a little bit of freedom from my parents and by August I was going to quit my job, assuming I was debt free, to concentrate on my school work. This plan was great, I was working really hard to get good grades, taking on quite a load but not missing a day of school and keeping up with my studies while still paying off more of my debt. Things were looking pretty good, I'd be done with school in a year, I'd move back to Fargo and Slaughter and I could really devote ourselves to this web business. I'd been planning to move back to Fargo for some time now. Planning to work on the Web business and get things off the ground. I'd be around my friends and be able to "really enjoy life." Well before the end of February I rolled my pickup, ironically it was heading to school, because I was so determined not to miss a day. Well that caused me to miss several, so many that I couldn't catch up. I had to drop a class and I failed another one all together. The rolling of my truck also caused me to, well buy a new vehicle. That put me back up to $9,000 in debt not counting the $1,000 I still owed Dell plus the $1,000 I owe bowflex for a weight bench I had also ordered before this all happened. I'm planning a trip to the Cities this summer which will put me out $600 and I owe the gas company $100 for the gas I charged this month. Of course once the summer is over that bill won't get as high. So my basic payment plans this summer is $250 for my loan, $100 to Dell $100 to Bowflex, $100 to my credit card until it is payed off, $200 for rent, $200 for my insurance, and $100 for gas each month if I spend that much. It is honestly better than the $160 I was spending every 2 weeks on my truck. Lastly if you have read Slaughters recent post you will see that his father has passed on, I great man who was very close to my heart. When attending his service I learned of how much he had truly accomplished in his life. And he never seemed to rush it. Slow and steady and his hard work payed off in time. He enjoyed life and didn't feel that money or status what ever more important than friends and family. My group of friends where considered adopted children as he was often known as "Dad" to many of us. And that's why I say "Walk don't Run." The questions from earlier here is what they mean and typically shows what order you see things as most important: 1. Water: Money 2. Baby: Family 3. Door: Friends 4. Phone: Job or Goals 5. Laundry: Sex My original order was Shut off the Water, pickup the phone, while I go get the baby, answer the door (give the baby to the person at the door) then go get the laundry. I couldn't understand why I would put money and goals befor friends and family, but I realized that in this I was trying to do things as fast as possible. This perfectly described me, Water I was try to pay my bills as fast as possible, caused me to work to much (Phone) plus I was trying to get my schooling done as soon as possible (also Phone), then came my family and friends, and with every thing else going on who has time for sex? Well I decided after my new debts, failed classes and recent passing away of close friends, that it's going to take me alot longer to get to where I really wanted to go until it made sense that where I was is where I really needed to be. I need to slow down, I'm in such a hurry to get somewhere that I don't know where I'm going. I realize that yes, life is short, but it's just long enough to be happy. I've finally started to smell the roses and its so comforting. This is definately one of the lowest points in my life thus far but it has really opened my eyes. It's only when we've lost everything are we free to do anything, when you've hit rock bottom are you finally able to see how high you can climb. So forget about the water, and when the phone rings let the machine get it. Life's a journey not a destination, so "Walk don't Run."
Okay I understand April fools day, a day to have fun prank around with freinds and have some laughs but don't some people take it a little to far?
Examples: Garage Sale -Before april fools day put an add in the paper for a "Garage sale" at your targets address. Make sure you state "early birds welcome" and include thier phone number. Then on the day of the sale when your target gets up and leaves their home, they will be surrounded by a number of super saver shoppers looking for the good. Some of them can get awful mad, being duped themselves. The Missed Flight - If you know someone is going on a trip with friends and they are taking a flight, get a professional sounding friend (to act as a representative for the airline) and call this person up tell them that they and only they are going to be pushed back and have to wait for another flight. Normally they will get very upset having to fly alone without thier companions. They will complain get irate hopefully scream, once they have gotten to that point of anger, your "airline representative" can transefer her call to her supervisor, which is you, they probably won't even recognize your voice being so upset, do as you wish until you feel they've had enough. And if you want to be really mean and not let them in on the joke, tell them their new tickets will be waiting at the airport, they show up a day late and no new tickets await them, they just missed thier flight and have to buy a new ticket. Evil Examples - now these are fun but mean and somewhat dangerous so prankster beware. Powdered Milk - If there is someone you don't like sprinkle powdered milk into their bed and crank up the heat, as they sleep they will sweat and and the milk will suck into their pours and curdle, even a shower won't get it out and they'll stink like rotten milk for days. The Jalepeno Tampon - this has to be timed right otherwise it's just to get back at someone. Get a suringe and your "targets" box of tampons take one out of the bottom and stick the suringe full of jalepeno juice into the tampon and empty, (do not remove the tampon from it's aplicator is will expand an render the prank useless), then let dry. Put the tampon back into the bottom of the box and when it get's used and, well, wet she burn will commence. The Hornet Trap - Again for someone you don't like pick up a hornet trap remove the attractor, there is usually some fluid or gell like substance in the trap to attrack the hornets. Soak a cloth in this or put it directly under someones front door. The cloth will make it last longer but they have an easier time to find it. Remeber this can be deadly. Big Gag's - get a bunch of them at once. Get Married - invite friends, have a cerimony and a reception, but make sure it's a fake priest and at the end of the night drop the ball. Get Dead - put your picture in the Obituaries especially if you know your friends read them, if not get someone to start the rumor around about your passing. It's not dagerous for the person but it might be for you when they find out. The Elaborate Well I'm not actually sure how this was supposed to turn out I only saw the clipping. But an add in the classified of the New York Times had "Seeking a dirigible and 30 Chinamen for an elaborate practical joke" wish I could have see how that one turned out. Now where would I get 30 chinamen, I'm haveing enough trouble finding 2. |
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