Okay I understand April fools day, a day to have fun prank around with freinds and have some laughs but don't some people take it a little to far?

Examples:

Garage Sale -Before april fools day put an add in the paper for a "Garage sale" at your targets address. Make sure you state "early birds welcome" and include thier phone number. Then on the day of the sale when your target gets up and leaves their home, they will be surrounded by a number of super saver shoppers looking for the good. Some of them can get awful mad, being duped themselves.

The Missed Flight - If you know someone is going on a trip with friends and they are taking a flight, get a professional sounding friend (to act as a representative for the airline) and call this person up tell them that they and only they are going to be pushed back and have to wait for another flight. Normally they will get very upset having to fly alone without thier companions. They will complain get irate hopefully scream, once they have gotten to that point of anger, your "airline representative" can transefer her call to her supervisor, which is you, they probably won't even recognize your voice being so upset, do as you wish until you feel they've had enough. And if you want to be really mean and not let them in on the joke, tell them their new tickets will be waiting at the airport, they show up a day late and no new tickets await them, they just missed thier flight and have to buy a new ticket.

Evil Examples - now these are fun but mean and somewhat dangerous so prankster beware.

Powdered Milk - If there is someone you don't like sprinkle powdered milk into their bed and crank up the heat, as they sleep they will sweat and and the milk will suck into their pours and curdle, even a shower won't get it out and they'll stink like rotten milk for days.

The Jalepeno Tampon - this has to be timed right otherwise it's just to get back at someone. Get a suringe and your "targets" box of tampons take one out of the bottom and stick the suringe full of jalepeno juice into the tampon and empty, (do not remove the tampon from it's aplicator is will expand an render the prank useless), then let dry. Put the tampon back into the bottom of the box and when it get's used and, well, wet she burn will commence.

The Hornet Trap - Again for someone you don't like pick up a hornet trap remove the attractor, there is usually some fluid or gell like substance in the trap to attrack the hornets. Soak a cloth in this or put it directly under someones front door. The cloth will make it last longer but they have an easier time to find it. Remeber this can be deadly.

Big Gag's - get a bunch of them at once.

Get Married - invite friends, have a cerimony and a reception, but make sure it's a fake priest and at the end of the night drop the ball.

Get Dead - put your picture in the Obituaries especially if you know your friends read them, if not get someone to start the rumor around about your passing. It's not dagerous for the person but it might be for you when they find out.

The Elaborate

Well I'm not actually sure how this was supposed to turn out I only saw the clipping. But an add in the classified of the New York Times had "Seeking a dirigible and 30 Chinamen for an elaborate practical joke" wish I could have see how that one turned out.

Now where would I get 30 chinamen, I'm haveing enough trouble finding 2.