This is the "most current" page for Slaughterstock.  I'll try to keep it updated every year, so you should be able to just bookmark this page to keep current.

NOTICE: The location AND DATE for Slaughterstock HAS CHANGED due to flooding, see the "Location" and "Date" sections.

Slaughterstock 2011 is Coming...

-- [DATE] --

The date is now officially Saturday, July 30th.  I believe you may show up the day before, though I'm not completely certain, as I am no longer in charge of the location (see the "Location" section

-- [RULES] --

1. No drugs.
2. We're not responsible for your accidents.
3. No minors (miners are still okay).
4. No fighting.
5. BYOB (ABSFM) -- Bring Your Own Beer (And Bring Some For Me)
6. Don't drink and drive.
7. If it's not yours, don't mess with it.
8. Clean up after yourself.
9. Have a good time.

I reserve the right to kick out anybody without any reason whatsoever.  I reserve the right to do whatever I want whenever I want for whatever reason I want.  If you're a designated driver, let me know and I'll try to provide some pop or whatever--provided I'm not already intoxicated. ;)

I will not be allowing people into my house by default, though I may make exceptions on an as-needed basis.  If you gotta go to the bathroom, find a tree or something and bring TP... I might rent a port-o-potty if there's enough in attendance, but it hasn't really been a problem in the past... but there isn't really a hard-and-fast rule about it, so talk to me first.

Don't make a mess.  I'll have a garbage receptacle nearby, and the fire works for most things, but glass and aluminum don't burn and are a pain to cleanup.  We're all there to have a good time, so don't do stuff that will make it unpleasant for me or anyone else afterward.

-- [LOCATION] --

The location has been changed temporarily to Finley, ND.  Contact me (SlaughterSt0ck - at - CrazedSanity - dot - com) about it; if you know Prophet, you can talk to him as well.

-- [MUSIC] --

BANDS: I haven't invited any.  I don't forsee myself inviting any to play.  If you're in a band and you want to play, bring your own stuff (power shouldn't be a problem, but you should bring a generator if you have one, 'cuz that's a lot of extension cables).  There won't be a stage unless someone brings one.  Loud stuff stops at 10pm so neighbors can sleep.  I gots no monies, so any band that is thinking of or actually decides to play is doing so for free--and if you invite crazy, disruptive, or otherwise unsavory folk, I reserve the right to kick 'em to the curb (if we had one).

MUSIC:  I've got plenty available in MP3, so I'll probably just plug a stereo into my laptop and let Amarok amaze everyone with it's totally awesome randomization capabilities (hrmm... I wonder how long it will take to build a database of 45,000 songs). 

-- [BURNINATION] --

There will be a bonfire as usual, weather permitting.  In the event that weather isn't permitting... well, I don't know.  The soon-to-be-traditional Failure Burning (burning something that's failed you or something that symbolizes failure) is a go, weather permitting again.